Haha, fun game ! (and not laggy for me, it seems important to tell xD)
I found an OOB glitch though : everytime (kinda) you destroy a blue block at the surface by smashing it, you can go at the left edge of the screen (where there is no transition) and fall infinitly out of bounds. To reproduce simply : at the very first screen, smash a bluc block and hold left =). You can trigger the boss fight by going right, and escaping it locks the game. Fun glitch !
~MetalFox Dioxymore
Thanks for the review! That glitch should be fixed now in version 1.2 (PM me if it's not plz!)
Very good game with interesting mechanics... But I don't believe you a single second when you pretend this game was though to be impossible x). It may be a good way to bring the player to play this game though x).
Controls are a bit counter-intuitive, and need a little adaptation... I understand your choice in the button configuration, but for me, "E" is for taking objects, for exemple (since Source Engine, and even before)... I don't like either "Q" and "E" for shrinking/dematerialising, because that mean that I have to stop moving (letting the finger off "A" or "D") to do the action, and sometime I have to use them very quickly... What about shift/space (or space to jump and "E" to dematerialize) ? And, finally, I don't understand moving in the menu with arrow keyswhen moving the player is with WASD, and I would have prefered that, on the level selection, the cursor was set on the level I just quit instead of the last available... A lot of little things, but that doesn't cost more that half a star =).
What I like in this game is that there are little tricks that allows the player to do good times in time trial, and I like the leaderboard competition when a game is deep enough to allow multiple starts on a level. About that, little flaw : if you want to do a "time leaderboard" for your game, please don't round/ceil the time : show, at least, the decimals... This is way better, because it give the player more occasions to impove their time. Here, I'm like "Oh, I achieved a good time... Mmmh, I could do 0.3/0.4 seconds less, but it won't improve my score on the leaderboard... Mieh, nevermind"...
A little other thing : please, show the level number somewhere on the screen... Not only at the beginning of the level ! I want to now where I am xD !
I found a little glitch : hiting "R" twice fast (or while dying) makes you succeed the current level with the current time (0 if you do this at the begining of the level). Good to gather stars, but fortunaly, you can't submit this "0" to leaderboard.
Overall, good game with some little flaws, but I enjoyed it ! I didn't finished it yet, I admit, because I like to spend time to improve my scores on levels I achieved and find tricks to go faster and faster =) !
(Sorry for my english, I'm not a native english speaker)
~MetalFox Dioxymore
Thanks for the review. Yeah, the game has some flaws, both technical and design. It was my one of my first games made way back in 2011.
People REALLY did complain so much about it being unbeatable that I really did hide it and considered it a failure.
The decimals is a great idea. If i ever have another time based game, I would like to change up the system greatly. I just was a noob when I made this.
AAAAAAH, I spent ~1 hour to achieve a 5 seconds strat on B4, and I realized that Bonus levels are not counted in the total time >.> ! Anyway, very good game, I love to find new ways to achieve levels faster and faster ! I am at 121 total time (without bonus levels), and I'm sure that <120 is possible.
One thing : it is quite frustrating that the timer doesn't stops exactly when you hit the house x) ! But very good and very addictive game !
~ MetalFox Dioxymore
Been following you on the leaderboard, no denying an impressive performance.
Yes the engine takes a fraction of a second to check things and time is rounded to the nearest second so.
We are really glad you are enjoying the time you spend within this tiny world we created!
Cheers to you!
Great game ! But one thing is strange to me... Some glitch abuse are possible, but it seems you are totally aware of it, because of the "YOU'RE A BIG FAT CHEATER" easter egg... Did you let this intentionnaly (in that case, I love you <3) ? Also, the game freeze randomly sometimes, forcing me to kill Firefox because it is not responding, but it doesn't seem to happen to other reviewers, so I won't lower my rating =). The sad part is that I never finished the game because of this =(.
It was intentional. :) The freezing might happen for some people with more complex levels, try to update your flash if you haven't already.
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